The University of Cincinnati offers resident students a variety of meal plans for its dining halls. First year residents are required to purchase one of the full-sized resident meal plans:
- 209 Value Plan - 209 meals / quarter - $1239 / quarter
- 154 Plan - 154 meals / quarter - $1178 / quarter
- 132 Plus Plan - 132 meals / quarter plus $100 on "Bearcat Card" - $1239 / quarter
The Bearcat Card is simply the students photo ID, which can be used as a debit card at a limited number of locations, and which provides the student a modest discount at the university's pricey vending machines.
Returning students are not required to purchase one of the meal plans above, but they may purchase an "Independent Meal Plan":
- Platinum - 45 Meals + $100 on Bearcat Card - $405
- Gold - 33 Meals + $50 on Bearcat Card - $276
- Silver - 25 Meals + $30 on Bearcat Card - $214
- Bronze - 15 Meals + $30 on Bearcat Card - $140
Notice something odd?
| Meal Plan | Price per meal |
| 209 Value Plan | $5.93 |
| 154 Plan | $7.65 |
| 132 Plus Plan | $8.63 |
| Platinum Independent | $6.78 |
| Gold Independent | $6.85 |
| Silver Independent | $7.36 |
| Bronze Independent | $7.33 |
Absolutely absurd.
I'm posting a couple songs that I didn't at first post here on the blog.
—> 2017 (160kbps) <—
—> Teenage Ambition (160kbps) <—
These have already been up on my Fuzz page. If you want to listen to them (why???) you can click on them but also you can go to my fuzz page and listen to them through the embedded songplayer. Is arright.
You can also read the lyrics (why???) to 2017 or Teenage ambition.
Happy February 29 leap day. It is like another day added to your life for free, courtesy of Julius Caesar. A free day added to your life in the most miserable time of year. Hoorj.
Sometimes people think I am always being funny, only not very funny. These people are wrong.
I am always deathly serious in everything I say. As serious as death. Some think that death is the most serious thing that can happen to you.
Some regard it rather capriciously. I'm not sure where on the spectrum I am. But wherever I am, that is how serious I am.
I am probably in the whimsical band of the spectrum. I place great emphasis on whimsy. Others before me have also placed great emphasis on whimsy, saying: What's important in life is not just a sense of humour; a sense of humour is nice, but it's a sense of whimsy that's important; a sense of whimsy in life.—If someone asked me: What is a number one important life-attribute? I would say: Whimsy. And I would be deathly serious.
It snowed, so after school, when I went out to play, I built a snowman outside my dorm. He had a plump round figure and little sticks for arms. It was goodtimes.
The next day, some punks came and knocked my snowman down. I'm just like, what's up with that? You're in college, for crying out loud, you punks. Grow up a little already.
