Happy February 29 leap day. It is like another day added to your life for free, courtesy of Julius Caesar. A free day added to your life in the most miserable time of year. Hoorj.

Sometimes people think I am always being funny, only not very funny. These people are wrong.

I am always deathly serious in everything I say. As serious as death. Some think that death is the most serious thing that can happen to you.

Some regard it rather capriciously. I'm not sure where on the spectrum I am. But wherever I am, that is how serious I am.

I am probably in the whimsical band of the spectrum. I place great emphasis on whimsy. Others before me have also placed great emphasis on whimsy, saying: What's important in life is not just a sense of humour; a sense of humour is nice, but it's a sense of whimsy that's important; a sense of whimsy in life.—If someone asked me: What is a number one important life-attribute? I would say: Whimsy. And I would be deathly serious.